We Test Crypto Tools So You Don't Get Rekt

Hands-on reviews of trading bots, terminals, and launchpads — scored on real execution speed, fees, and security.

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Automated trading bots accessible via Telegram for executing trades on decentralized exchanges.

Professional trading interfaces with advanced charting, portfolio tracking, and market analysis tools.

Platforms for launching and trading new memecoins with bonding curves and fair launch mechanics.

Trading bots and terminals for Polymarket prediction markets — copy trading, AI predictions, and automated execution.

Crypto tax reporting tools — from automated portfolio imports to IRS-ready forms. Ranked by integration breadth, DeFi accuracy, and value for money.

The highest-scoring products we've tested

We tested every major Telegram trading bot with real money. Here are the 7 best, ranked by speed, fees, features, and security.

We fund fresh wallets and execute live trades for every tool we review.

Execution speed, verified fees, uptime. We score what we can measure.

If it's not being used in the trenches, it's not on our list.